tattoo conversation as follows:
OLD MAN: Sweetheart, why would you do that shit to your arm?
ME: Oh just personal preference… ha.
OLD MAN: Personal preference? Thats idiotic?! Just wait till you turn 20 years old and you regret all that shit..
ME: Well I guess its too bad Im 21 already…
OLD MAN: Ha youre a smart ass huh, well they look terrible. Youre a beautiful girl without them.
ME: Your sweater looks terrible, you still look like an old man without it. Have a good day sir. *hands sandwich*